Monday, July 18, 2011

Random people about GaGa 1

I seriously can’t figure out if whether I like this woman, or if I just think she’s an attention seeking fuckin’ whore with a huge lack of personality. Most likely it’s the last one. Here we go…Creative? Yeah right. She just rolls around in glitter and throws on whatever radical and startling outfit she comes across, made by some famous high fashion designer who’s totally out of ideas and start to make clothing out of fuckin’ trash cans, animal organs and whatnot. She’s not something new, nor is she outstanding, special or different in any way. She has no style, it’s just a huge fuckin’ chaos of randomness; whatever keeps her in the spotlight. “Look at me, look at my ridiculous plastic body bag dress and my awful smelly hair full of MEAT. Look how awesome I am, it’s like I’m from another planet, right? Look at me, look at me, look at me!!!” 
And on top of all that shit, she has to spit out these “super tragic” life stories to get as much pity as possible - which provokes even more cheap attention from the media and her innocent, one-eyed fans. “When I was in children’s school - or maybe it was kindergarden, I can’t really remember - there was this one time when some random shit kid punched me in the fuckin’ face and grabbed my hair because I had stolen his blue color pen. I felt like I was the only one in this whole wide world, so terribly, terribly alone. I started crying and my mom had to pick me up and bring me back home. She even had to make me some hot chocolate to make the pain go away. It was so extremely traumatizing. *Cries a little, but still doesn’t show any mimic whatsofuckinever on her face as she needs to look like a perfect fuckin’ porcelain doll at all times no matter how much “pain” she’s in.* A scar that will never leave my soul. NOW FEEL SORRY FOR ME. I HAD SUCH A HORRIBLE CHILDHOOD, BUT AT THE SAME TIME I’M A SUPER STRONG PERSON WHO MANAGED TO GET MYSELF THROUGH ALL THIS TRAGIC SHIT. WHAT A HARD LIFE. FEEL MY PAIN, FEEL MY PAIN, FEEL MY PAIN!!!” Like, seriously woman? You need to calm yo God damn tits and get fuckin’ real. Seriously. And why do you have to copy Giger here? WHY? Shame on you, cruel little slut, SHAME!!!
I seriously can’t figure out if whether I like this woman, or if I just think she’s an attention seeking fuckin’ whore with a huge lack of personality. Most likely it’s the last one. Here we go…

Creative? Yeah right. She just rolls around in glitter and throws on whatever radical and startling outfit she comes across, made by some famous high fashion designer who’s totally out of ideas and start to make clothing out of fuckin’ trash cans, animal organs and whatnot. She’s not something new, nor is she outstanding, special or different in any way. She has no style, it’s just a huge fuckin’ chaos of randomness; whatever keeps her in the spotlight. “Look at me, look at my ridiculous plastic body bag dress and my awful smelly hair full of MEAT. Look how awesome I am, it’s like I’m from another planet, right? Look at me, look at me, look at me!!!”
And on top of all that shit, she has to spit out these “super tragic” life stories to get as much pity as possible - which provokes even more cheap attention from the media and her innocent, one-eyed fans. “When I was in children’s school - or maybe it was kindergarden, I can’t really remember - there was this one time when some random shit kid punched me in the fuckin’ face and grabbed my hair because I had stolen his blue color pen. I felt like I was the only one in this whole wide world, so terribly, terribly alone. I started crying and my mom had to pick me up and bring me back home. She even had to make me some hot chocolate to make the pain go away. It was so extremely traumatizing. *Cries a little, but still doesn’t show any mimic whatsofuckinever on her face as she needs to look like a perfect fuckin’ porcelain doll at all times no matter how much “pain” she’s in.* A scar that will never leave my soul. NOW FEEL SORRY FOR ME. I HAD SUCH A HORRIBLE CHILDHOOD, BUT AT THE SAME TIME I’M A SUPER STRONG PERSON WHO MANAGED TO GET MYSELF THROUGH ALL THIS TRAGIC SHIT. WHAT A HARD LIFE. FEEL MY PAIN, FEEL MY PAIN, FEEL MY PAIN!!!” Like, seriously woman? You need to calm yo God damn tits and get fuckin’ real. Seriously.

And why do you have to copy Giger here? WHY? Shame on you, cruel little slut, SHAME!!!

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1 comment:

  1. you really have nothing to do to make something like this. you are absolutely nothing compare to her who worked hard and is now one of the most famous ppl on earth

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